Thursday, February 16, 2006

The Full Monty

Well, not quite.

HAVING set off the alarm when he walked through a metal detector of the Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA), a British passenger quickly stripped down to his boxers and socks before walking through the machine again.

It was reported that the tasteless "strip act [irked] NAIA officials." Apparently, they were neither irked enough to demonstrate to Dirk Diggler a sampling of the PNP's interrogation techniques, or evil enough to suggest that he sign a talent management contract with Jojo Veloso.

There is nothing on the record to show if the Brit is an imbecile or a moron.